This could be YOU.
Ah yes. Zombie Apocalypse. Nothing like it.
So, many of my close friends are into zombie movies. But we are mere Australians with strict gun laws nation-wide; the majority of established zombie-culling methods are useless to us! Australia is a land ignored by zombie experts. We are isolated all around us by sea with no quick way to flee the country. Should the zombocalypse break out in our Melbourne town today, we would quickly be overwhelmed.
So, we decided to do something about it. From today, we are starting up the Australian Zombie Awareness Association, which will cater to our more vulnerable nation. You too are encouraged to join us as we scrupulously search for evidence of our impending zombie doom.
The web site will contain invaluable information regarding what we Australians must do to prepare ourselves for the inevitable onslaught, as well as a running commentary on our research into the zombie threat, and many useful zombie-related links. It is still under construction (even more so than this web site; why can’t I finish a project before going on to the next one?!) but in the meantime we hope that you can support us on our Facebook page.
I, official record keeper of the Australian Zombie Awareness Association, look forward to seeing you there soon! Until next time… BRAINS.